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Dr Madness and the case of the missing file?
It was a long hot day and the sun was beating down on my back, I was
sweating like a dog and my BO was at an all time high.
In fact its bloody cold I can't afford to turn the heating on and me feet
have gone numb, but that's not important now.
Then a sexy voice called out 'You have mail', OK so it wasn't a sexy
voice but sounds better than saying a voice that sounded like Marvin the
depressed robot from The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy interrupted my
shivering with 'You have mail'.
So I booted Thor and wondered, where is my bloody keyfile I sent off for
it months ago and I'm still waiting for it. And there it was an email
all for me, no it wasn't the keyfile just another lame Sysop asking to
become a Miggybyte support BBS and filling in the application form wrong.
Send the form back to the Sysop using the email address supplied with the
form and watta ya know it bounces. Bugger!
Fed up I turn on the cable TV and watch a repeat of Star Trek TNG and
notice the clock chime signalling midnight. So I switch to the Playboy
channel and watch the first 15 mins you get free before it becomes
encrypted. Oh right as if you have never done that.
What! You got the full Playboy and Television X too... Ya perv!
As the encrypted signal comes up I switch off the cable and boot up
Worms. Then suddenly Mr Guru pops onto my screen and Worms dies. I try
again but the same thing happens? On examing the floppy I notice a file
is missing! So the case of the missing file begins....
Tune in next issue for the next part to,
Dr Madness and the case of the missing file?
or
Dr Madness and the case of the found file?
Will the missing file be found, who stole it and most importantly why is
it missing! All this and many more pointless things in the next exciting
issue of Miggybyte!
Ben Gaunt ( Oh bollox I've signed it with my real name now everyone knows
I watch the free 15 mins on the Playboy channel! Bugger! )
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